2014-03-23
Original: 2014-03-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person in Puritan-style clothing (black dress, white collar, black wide-brimmed hat, long reddish-brown hair) smiles and holds up a red rectangular card that reads "WESOME" (the start cut off).
Person: WAIT. I GOT IT. JUST PUT THIS NEXT TO IT.
Card: WESOME
Caption (below panel): Seriously, "The Scarlet Letter" could've been like 2 pages long.
Votey:
Three red/scarlet letter-style cards stacked, each handwritten:
"W, YEAH!"
"MAZING!"
"LL PURITANS ARE JERKS"
(Read together with the main "WESOME" card and an implied scarlet "A", these spell out phrases like "AWESOME," "AW, YEAH!", "AMAZING!", and "ALL PURITANS ARE JERKS.")
A person in Puritan-style clothing (black dress, white collar, black wide-brimmed hat, long reddish-brown hair) smiles and holds up a red rectangular card that reads "WESOME" (the start cut off).
Person: WAIT. I GOT IT. JUST PUT THIS NEXT TO IT.
Card: WESOME
Caption (below panel): Seriously, "The Scarlet Letter" could've been like 2 pages long.
Votey:
Three red/scarlet letter-style cards stacked, each handwritten:
"W, YEAH!"
"MAZING!"
"LL PURITANS ARE JERKS"
(Read together with the main "WESOME" card and an implied scarlet "A", these spell out phrases like "AWESOME," "AW, YEAH!", "AMAZING!", and "ALL PURITANS ARE JERKS.")
Alt text
A person dressed as a Puritan (black dress, white collar, black wide-brimmed hat, long reddish-brown hair) grins and holds up a red card reading "WESOME." Their speech bubble says, "WAIT. I GOT IT. JUST PUT THIS NEXT TO IT." The joke: placing this card next to a scarlet letter "A" spells "AWESOME." A caption reads, "Seriously, 'The Scarlet Letter' could've been like 2 pages long." The votey shows three more handwritten red cards: "W, YEAH!", "MAZING!", and "LL PURITANS ARE JERKS" — each forming a new phrase when paired with the scarlet A (AW YEAH, AMAZING, ALL PURITANS ARE JERKS).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.