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2013-08-29

Original: 2013-08-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Dark-haired woman (sitting up in bed, alarmed): GAH!!
Red-haired woman (lying in bed): WHAT?!

Panel 2:
Dark-haired woman: I DREAMED THAT I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. UGH. I FEEL TERRIBLE.
Red-haired woman: OH, DON'T. YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR DREAMS, SO YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

Panel 3:
Dark-haired woman: REALLY? THAT'S SO SWEET.
Red-haired woman: YEAH, I-

Panel 4:
Dark-haired woman (lying back down, settling to sleep): SHH! IF I FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW I CAN CATCH IT AGAIN!

Votey:
Close-up on the sleeping dark-haired woman's blissful face, dreaming.
Thought/caption: SO... HOTTT...

Alt text

A four-panel comic set in a bed shared by two women, one with dark hair and one with red hair. Panel 1: The dark-haired woman bolts upright shouting "GAH!!" while the red-haired woman, still lying down, asks "WHAT?!" Panel 2: The dark-haired woman, distressed, says she dreamed she cheated on her partner with the partner's best friend and feels terrible. The red-haired woman reassures her: "You can't control your dreams, so you shouldn't feel bad about it." Panel 3: The dark-haired woman replies "Really? That's so sweet," and the red-haired woman begins "Yeah, I-". Panel 4: The dark-haired woman cuts her off and lies back down to sleep, grinning: "Shh! If I fall asleep right now I can catch it again!" Votey: a close-up of the dark-haired woman asleep with a blissful, dreamy expression, captioned "So... hottt..." as she resumes the very dream she claimed to feel guilty about.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.