2013-08-31
Original: 2013-08-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Elderly man (in a hospital bed, with an IV drip): When I die, I want my body used to grow a plant.
Panel 2:
Elderly woman (at his bedside): Aww. That's
Panel 3:
Elderly man: A cucumber plant.
Panel 4:
Elderly man: I want the cucumbers to be picked and then used for the pleasure of women.
Panel 5:
Elderly man: Young women. Hot ones. No fogeys. No fuglies.
Panel 6:
Elderly woman: I'm okay with the first part of that.
Elderly man: The plant part?
Elderly woman: The part where you die.
Votey:
Elderly woman (angry): And stay the hell out of my vegetable garden!
Elderly man (in a hospital bed, with an IV drip): When I die, I want my body used to grow a plant.
Panel 2:
Elderly woman (at his bedside): Aww. That's
Panel 3:
Elderly man: A cucumber plant.
Panel 4:
Elderly man: I want the cucumbers to be picked and then used for the pleasure of women.
Panel 5:
Elderly man: Young women. Hot ones. No fogeys. No fuglies.
Panel 6:
Elderly woman: I'm okay with the first part of that.
Elderly man: The plant part?
Elderly woman: The part where you die.
Votey:
Elderly woman (angry): And stay the hell out of my vegetable garden!
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. An elderly man lies in a hospital bed hooked up to an IV, talking with an elderly woman at his bedside. He says, "When I die, I want my body used to grow a plant." She begins, "Aww. That's--" but he cuts in: "A cucumber plant." He continues, "I want the cucumbers to be picked and then used for the pleasure of women. Young women. Hot ones. No fogeys. No fuglies." The woman replies flatly, "I'm okay with the first part of that." He asks, "The plant part?" She answers, "The part where you die." In the votey aftercomic, the woman, now scowling angrily, shouts, "And stay the hell out of my vegetable garden!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.