2013-09-02
Original: 2013-09-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man (David): "YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, DAVID!"
Blond man: "DEAL WITH IT!"
Panel 2:
Bearded man: "I'LL SHOW YOU! A THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF UNIMPRESSED TEENAGERS WILL COMMENT ON YOU HAVING A TINY PENIS!"
Panel 3:
Caption: "500 YEARS LATER."
(A crowd of museum-goers stands looking at a nude classical statue resembling Michelangelo's David on a pedestal.)
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man's face, mid-shout, finger raised: "IN FACT, TINY PENISES FOR EVERYONE!"
Bearded man (David): "YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, DAVID!"
Blond man: "DEAL WITH IT!"
Panel 2:
Bearded man: "I'LL SHOW YOU! A THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF UNIMPRESSED TEENAGERS WILL COMMENT ON YOU HAVING A TINY PENIS!"
Panel 3:
Caption: "500 YEARS LATER."
(A crowd of museum-goers stands looking at a nude classical statue resembling Michelangelo's David on a pedestal.)
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man's face, mid-shout, finger raised: "IN FACT, TINY PENISES FOR EVERYONE!"
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic. Panel 1: A bearded man angrily confronts a blond man, shouting "You slept with my wife, David!" The blond man replies "Deal with it!" Panel 2: The bearded man rages, "I'll show you! A thousand generations of unimpressed teenagers will comment on you having a tiny penis!" Panel 3: Caption reads "500 years later." A crowd of museum visitors stands gazing up at a nude classical marble statue (resembling Michelangelo's David, known for its small penis) on a pedestal. The joke: the curse came true via the famous statue. Votey (aftercomic): An extreme close-up of the bearded man's furious face, finger raised, adding "In fact, tiny penises for everyone!" implying he cursed all classical nude statuary.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.