2013-06-01
Original: 2013-06-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair and a mustache, wearing a suit jacket and tie, sits in a chair holding sheets of paper. He addresses a pale, balding man in a green shirt and round glasses who reclines limply in a leather chair across from him.
Man with papers: LOOK, WE CAN JUST SIT HERE IN SILENCE IF YOU WANT, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE PAYING ME FOR, MR. HENDERSON. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE... GOD... I'M SORRY, DOES THIS *REALLY* HELP WITH TRAINING?
Caption (below panel): It turns out that psychiatry students don't have much use for medical cadavers.
Votey:
A close-up of the man with papers, frustrated.
Man with papers: I MEAN, THIS CORPSE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WALLET!
A man with brown hair and a mustache, wearing a suit jacket and tie, sits in a chair holding sheets of paper. He addresses a pale, balding man in a green shirt and round glasses who reclines limply in a leather chair across from him.
Man with papers: LOOK, WE CAN JUST SIT HERE IN SILENCE IF YOU WANT, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE PAYING ME FOR, MR. HENDERSON. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE... GOD... I'M SORRY, DOES THIS *REALLY* HELP WITH TRAINING?
Caption (below panel): It turns out that psychiatry students don't have much use for medical cadavers.
Votey:
A close-up of the man with papers, frustrated.
Man with papers: I MEAN, THIS CORPSE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WALLET!
Alt text
A psychiatry-style therapy scene. A brown-haired man in a suit jacket and tie sits in a chair holding sheets of paper, addressing a pale, slumped, balding man in a green shirt and round glasses who reclines limply and motionless in a leather chair. The suited man says with growing exasperation: 'Look, we can just sit here in silence if you want, but that's not what you're paying me for, Mr. Henderson. That's not what you're... God... I'm sorry, does this REALLY help with training?' A caption below reads: 'It turns out that psychiatry students don't have much use for medical cadavers.' The reclining man is in fact a corpse, and the student is trying to conduct therapy on a dead body. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the frustrated suited man adding, 'I mean, this corpse doesn't even have a wallet!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.