2013-05-31
Original: 2013-05-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH IN THE USA
SOURCE: NIH
A pie chart with labeled slices.
Slices (clockwise):
- HEART DISEASE AND/OR STAMPEDE OF CLOWNS (large orange slice)
- CANCER (blue slice)
- STROKE (small green slice)
- EMPHYSEMA (small green slice)
- ACCIDENTS (green slice)
- DIABETES (green slice)
- FLU (green slice)
- ALZHEIMER'S (green slice)
- OTHER (large red slice)
Bottom caption: STAY SAFE
Votey:
No text. A face with two angry, narrowed eyes and a large round red nose (a clown's nose), looking menacing.
SOURCE: NIH
A pie chart with labeled slices.
Slices (clockwise):
- HEART DISEASE AND/OR STAMPEDE OF CLOWNS (large orange slice)
- CANCER (blue slice)
- STROKE (small green slice)
- EMPHYSEMA (small green slice)
- ACCIDENTS (green slice)
- DIABETES (green slice)
- FLU (green slice)
- ALZHEIMER'S (green slice)
- OTHER (large red slice)
Bottom caption: STAY SAFE
Votey:
No text. A face with two angry, narrowed eyes and a large round red nose (a clown's nose), looking menacing.
Alt text
A pie chart titled "LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH IN THE USA," cited to "SOURCE: NIH." The slices are labeled OTHER, ALZHEIMER'S, FLU, DIABETES, ACCIDENTS, EMPHYSEMA, STROKE, CANCER, and a large orange slice reading "HEART DISEASE AND/OR STAMPEDE OF CLOWNS." Below the chart, large hand-drawn letters read "STAY SAFE." The joke: clown stampedes are quietly bundled into the top killer. Votey: a close-up of a menacing face with angry narrowed eyes and a big round red clown nose, implying the clown threat is real and watching you.
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