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2013-06-18

Original: 2013-06-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A large close-up of a man's face (a dad) wearing glasses fills the right side of the panel. He is speaking to a group of younger people (a man and two women) seated in the foreground at lower left.

Dad: "Yeah, right. If those things really worked, by now all you'd ever get would be 'DESTROY MY PORN BEFORE ANYONE FINDS IT!'"

Caption (below panel): Dad managed to ruin Ouija boards forever.

Votey:

A man with flame-like spiky hair grins with a sly, eager expression.

Man: "God I can't wait to be a parent."

Alt text

A close-up of a bespectacled dad's face dominates the right side of the panel as he talks to three younger people seated at lower left. He says: "Yeah, right. If those things really worked, by now all you'd ever get would be 'DESTROY MY PORN BEFORE ANYONE FINDS IT!'" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Dad managed to ruin Ouija boards forever" — the joke being that if Ouija boards actually contacted the dead, ghosts would only ever beg the living to delete their hidden porn before it's discovered. Votey: a grinning man with flame-like spiky hair says with sly anticipation, "God I can't wait to be a parent," relishing the idea of making such crude jokes someday.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.