2013-06-22

Main comic: A yellow caption box reads "PRO TIP: THE 'QUANTUM' IN QUANTUM MECHANICS REFERS ONLY TO THE EXISTENCE OF DISCRETE QUANTITIES." Below, against a purple background, a brown-haired woman wearing glasses faces a red-haired man in profile. She says, "I only work with one ass at a time." He replies, "So you're a... quantum proctologist." The joke puns on "quantum" (discrete units) meaning she deals with one indivisible 'ass' at a time. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A caption reads "All butt collections come in multiples of this quantity." A hand holds up a single small object labeled "1 butt" as the unit, while another figure exclaims "gasp!" reacting to this revelation of the fundamental quantum unit of butts.