2013-06-20
Original: 2013-06-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: Daddy! I had a nightmare where we were attacked by clowns!
Panel 2:
Father: That was no dream.
Panel 3:
(The father stands silently; a child looks up at him.)
Panel 4:
Child: Why do you always have a clown nose, shark tooth, and giant eyeball in your pocket?
Father: No reason.
Votey:
Child: Are all of my nightmares real?
Father: Haha ha... of course.
Child: Daddy! I had a nightmare where we were attacked by clowns!
Panel 2:
Father: That was no dream.
Panel 3:
(The father stands silently; a child looks up at him.)
Panel 4:
Child: Why do you always have a clown nose, shark tooth, and giant eyeball in your pocket?
Father: No reason.
Votey:
Child: Are all of my nightmares real?
Father: Haha ha... of course.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A child in bed tells their father, "Daddy! I had a nightmare where we were attacked by clowns!" Panel 2: The father, looking grim, replies, "That was no dream." Panel 3: The father stands silently while the child looks up at him uneasily. Panel 4: The child asks, "Why do you always have a clown nose, shark tooth, and giant eyeball in your pocket?" The father answers flatly, "No reason." Votey: The child asks, "Are all of my nightmares real?" The father, sweating nervously, gives a strained smile and says, "Haha ha... of course," implying the answer is actually yes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.