2012-01-23
Original: 2012-01-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, bearded man with round glasses, wearing a suit and blue tie, stands at a lectern gesturing with both hands.
Man: "What do the ears and nose have in common? Evolution has adapted them to be large enough to permit a great deal of sensory information but small enough that nobody would attempt to stick his penis in them."
Caption below panel:
"Evolutionary fun fact: There is a fundamental constraint on the size of sensory orifices."
Votey:
Header bar: "LATER"
The same man (shown in profile) sits looking at a computer monitor.
Man: "What the-"
Text on the monitor screen: "THE INTERNET"
A bald, bearded man with round glasses, wearing a suit and blue tie, stands at a lectern gesturing with both hands.
Man: "What do the ears and nose have in common? Evolution has adapted them to be large enough to permit a great deal of sensory information but small enough that nobody would attempt to stick his penis in them."
Caption below panel:
"Evolutionary fun fact: There is a fundamental constraint on the size of sensory orifices."
Votey:
Header bar: "LATER"
The same man (shown in profile) sits looking at a computer monitor.
Man: "What the-"
Text on the monitor screen: "THE INTERNET"
Alt text
A bald, bearded man with round glasses in a suit and blue tie stands at a lectern, gesturing as he lectures: "What do the ears and nose have in common? Evolution has adapted them to be large enough to permit a great deal of sensory information but small enough that nobody would attempt to stick his penis in them." A caption reads: "Evolutionary fun fact: There is a fundamental constraint on the size of sensory orifices." Votey: A panel labeled "LATER" shows the same man in profile staring at a computer monitor, saying "What the-" as the screen displays "THE INTERNET" — implying the internet proves his theory wrong.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.