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2012-01-29

Original: 2012-01-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with red hair (standing in a doorway): SORRY, THE PARTY'S OVER.
Dark-haired man (arriving at the door): WHY?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO START NOW!

Panel 2:
Red-haired man (close-up, looking weary): EVERYONE CAME EARLY, THEN GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP.

Panel 3:
(No dialogue. A banner on the building reads:) PREMATURE EJACULATION SOCIETY DANCE

Votey:
Caption box: CREST OF THE P.E.S.:
(Below, a heraldic crest shape with text inside it:) AAH! SORRY... I'LL DRAW MORE CREST LATER

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man with a mustache stands in a lit doorway and says, "Sorry, the party's over." A dark-haired man arriving outside replies, "Why?! It's supposed to start now!" Panel 2: A close-up of the weary red-haired man in a bow tie explaining, "Everyone came early, then got bored and fell asleep." Panel 3: A wide nighttime shot of a large building with a banner across its front reading "PREMATURE EJACULATION SOCIETY DANCE," while the dark-haired man walks dejectedly across the lawn. The joke: a society for premature ejaculation throws a dance where everyone arrives too early and finishes far too soon. Votey: A caption reads "CREST OF THE P.E.S.:" above a heraldic crest outline that, instead of a finished design, contains the hand-lettered text "AAH! SORRY... I'LL DRAW MORE CREST LATER" — the crest itself climaxing prematurely.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.