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2012-01-22

Original: 2012-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (red banner): IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY, HITLER WAS CAPTURED AND PUNISHED WITH A CAREER IN DEMEANING CARNIVAL WORK.

Panel 1:
Man (foreground, dark hair, smiling): Hey Hitler. How tall do you have to be to ride the roller coaster?
Hitler (in a green shirt, holding his arm out at chest height): Zis tall!

Votey:
Man (smiling): Which way are corn dogs
Hitler (pointing off to the side): Zat way!

Alt text

A red caption banner reads: "In an alternate reality, Hitler was captured and punished with a career in demeaning carnival work." In the panel, a smiling man stands in the foreground at a carnival, a roller coaster looming behind. He asks, "Hey Hitler. How tall do you have to be to ride the roller coaster?" A weary-looking Hitler, in a green carnival worker's shirt, holds his arm straight out at chest height in a measuring gesture that doubles as a Nazi salute, replying, "Zis tall!" The votey, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style, shows the same man asking, "Which way are corn dogs," and Hitler again raising his arm to point, saying, "Zat way!" The joke: degraded into carnival duties, Hitler's every gesture still lands as an involuntary salute.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.