2012-01-21
Original: 2012-01-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with brown hair, looking down at his crotch): LISTEN UP, PENIS.
Panel 2:
Man: TODAY, WE ARE OUT OF UNDERWEAR AND OUR ONLY CLEAN PANTS ARE SWEATPANTS.
Panel 3:
Man (now scowling, face in close-up): THERE WILL BE ATTRACTIVE GIRLS IN LECTURE TODAY, AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!
Panel 4:
(Close-up of the man's gray sweatpants crotch, with drawstrings, no visible bulge.)
Panel 5:
Man (looking resigned/disappointed): I TAKE YOUR FLACCIDNESS FOR A YES.
Panel 6 (red banner reading "AND SO..."):
The man sits in a lecture hall next to a woman with orange hair in a blue shirt, who looks uncomfortable. The man gestures and speaks to her.
Man: DON'T BLAME ME! I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
Votey:
A loosely-sketched black-and-white drawing of a frowning young man (the same character) looking down, with a speech bubble pointing toward him from off-panel.
Off-panel speaker (the penis): CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Man (with brown hair, looking down at his crotch): LISTEN UP, PENIS.
Panel 2:
Man: TODAY, WE ARE OUT OF UNDERWEAR AND OUR ONLY CLEAN PANTS ARE SWEATPANTS.
Panel 3:
Man (now scowling, face in close-up): THERE WILL BE ATTRACTIVE GIRLS IN LECTURE TODAY, AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!
Panel 4:
(Close-up of the man's gray sweatpants crotch, with drawstrings, no visible bulge.)
Panel 5:
Man (looking resigned/disappointed): I TAKE YOUR FLACCIDNESS FOR A YES.
Panel 6 (red banner reading "AND SO..."):
The man sits in a lecture hall next to a woman with orange hair in a blue shirt, who looks uncomfortable. The man gestures and speaks to her.
Man: DON'T BLAME ME! I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
Votey:
A loosely-sketched black-and-white drawing of a frowning young man (the same character) looking down, with a speech bubble pointing toward him from off-panel.
Off-panel speaker (the penis): CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A brown-haired man addresses his own crotch: "Listen up, penis. Today, we are out of underwear and our only clean pants are sweatpants. There will be attractive girls in lecture today, and I don't want any of your goddamn attitude problem!" A close-up shows his gray sweatpants with no bulge. Resigned, he says, "I take your flaccidness for a yes." In a final panel under a red "AND SO..." banner, he sits in a lecture hall beside an uncomfortable orange-haired woman in a blue shirt, gesturing and protesting, "Don't blame me! I'm on your side!" Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white sketch of the man looking down glumly while a speech bubble from off-panel—his penis—says, "Can you believe this guy?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.