2012-02-12
Original: 2012-02-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title text (top): HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
The comic is drawn as a Valentine's card shaped like a large pink heart with a dashed border.
Banner across the heart: WE'RE TOU(RETTE'S) OF A KIND!
A purple figure with a heart on its chest, mouth open mid-speech, has a speech bubble:
Figure: ROSES ARE RED / VIOLETS ARE FUCK / FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK / FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Votey:
A bearded person sits at a desk holding a pen, with a thought bubble.
Thought bubble: I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE A COMIC MY MOM CAN'T POSSIBLY PUT ON PINTEREST
The comic is drawn as a Valentine's card shaped like a large pink heart with a dashed border.
Banner across the heart: WE'RE TOU(RETTE'S) OF A KIND!
A purple figure with a heart on its chest, mouth open mid-speech, has a speech bubble:
Figure: ROSES ARE RED / VIOLETS ARE FUCK / FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK / FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Votey:
A bearded person sits at a desk holding a pen, with a thought bubble.
Thought bubble: I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE A COMIC MY MOM CAN'T POSSIBLY PUT ON PINTEREST
Alt text
A Valentine's card drawn as a big pink heart with a dashed border. Across the top in hand-lettered text: "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" A banner across the heart reads "WE'RE TOU(RETTE'S) OF A KIND!" — a pun on "two of a kind" and Tourette's. A grinning purple figure with a small heart on its chest speaks in a bubble: "Roses are red / Violets are fuck / Fuck fuck fuck fuck / Fuck fuck fuck fuck," the love poem derailing into profanity as a Tourette's joke. Votey (aftercomic): a bearded person sits at a desk with a pen, thinking, "I wonder if I can make a comic my mom can't possibly put on Pinterest" — implying this crude valentine was made expressly to be un-shareable.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.