2012-02-11
Original: 2012-02-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (red banner across top): FUN FACT: ALL BABY ANECDOTES BEGIN THE SAME WAY
Panel 1 (single panel):
A baby with flame-orange hair, standing in a diaper, gesturing as he tells a story to a small audience of other babies. He speaks in a confident, swaggering tone.
Flame-haired baby: "So there I was - waist deep in vagina."
Two other babies listen, looking slightly stunned/queasy. A cat sits on the wooden floor in the background.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): (TECHNICALLY YOU CAN START STORIES THIS WAY, TOO)
Panel 1 (single panel):
A baby with flame-orange hair, standing in a diaper, gesturing as he tells a story to a small audience of other babies. He speaks in a confident, swaggering tone.
Flame-haired baby: "So there I was - waist deep in vagina."
Two other babies listen, looking slightly stunned/queasy. A cat sits on the wooden floor in the background.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): (TECHNICALLY YOU CAN START STORIES THIS WAY, TOO)
Alt text
A red banner reads: "FUN FACT: ALL BABY ANECDOTES BEGIN THE SAME WAY." In the single panel, a baby with spiky orange hair, wearing only a diaper, stands and gestures as if telling a dramatic tale to a small audience of other diapered babies. His speech bubble reads: "So there I was - waist deep in vagina." Two listening babies look queasy and stunned; a cat lounges on the wooden floor behind them. The joke: a baby's most recent 'adventure' was literally being born. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten caption reads "(TECHNICALLY YOU CAN START STORIES THIS WAY, TOO)," implying adults could also open a story with the same line.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.