2011-05-08
Original: 2011-05-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1:
A man with orange flame-like hair and a milk mustache leans toward a small child seated in a chair, holding a small cup. A woman with brown hair in a green shirt stands behind, watching with concern.
Man (excitedly): "MILK MUSTACHE TIME! WOOBOOBOOBOOBOO! WOOOOBOOBOOBOOBOO!"
Caption below the panel (underlined): "Lesson learned:"
Caption: "Some things are only appropriate with your own children."
Votey:
Close-up of the man, eyes closed, looking sheepish/apologetic.
Woman (off-panel, speech bubble): "THAT'S NOT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE."
Man: "TERRIBLY SORRY, MA'AM."
Panel 1:
A man with orange flame-like hair and a milk mustache leans toward a small child seated in a chair, holding a small cup. A woman with brown hair in a green shirt stands behind, watching with concern.
Man (excitedly): "MILK MUSTACHE TIME! WOOBOOBOOBOOBOO! WOOOOBOOBOOBOOBOO!"
Caption below the panel (underlined): "Lesson learned:"
Caption: "Some things are only appropriate with your own children."
Votey:
Close-up of the man, eyes closed, looking sheepish/apologetic.
Woman (off-panel, speech bubble): "THAT'S NOT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE."
Man: "TERRIBLY SORRY, MA'AM."
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel shows a man with bright orange, flame-like hair sporting a milk mustache, leaning enthusiastically toward a small child in a chair while holding a little cup. He shouts "MILK MUSTACHE TIME! WOOBOOBOOBOOBOO! WOOOOBOOBOOBOOBOO!" A brown-haired woman in a green shirt stands behind them, looking alarmed. Below, an underlined caption reads "Lesson learned:" followed by "Some things are only appropriate with your own children." The joke is that his playful milk-mustache routine is being directed at a child who is not his own. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the man with his eyes shut, looking embarrassed. The woman says "THAT'S NOT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE," and he replies meekly, "TERRIBLY SORRY, MA'AM."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.