2011-05-11
Original: 2011-05-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (above comic): Life Tip: The world seems much happier if you imagine every person you meet is living life according to a fulfilled longterm plan.
Panel 1:
A smiling young man with orange-red hair, wearing a green shirt, speaks.
Young man: "When I grow up, I wanna be an unwashed hobo, standing on a corner, shouting racial slurs at his own genitals."
Panel 2:
Years later. A disheveled, muscular man with wild red hair and a long red beard, wearing tattered clothes and fingerless gloves, stands inside a dim room. A woman with dark hair in a yellow shirt watches from a doorway behind him.
Woman (thinking): "Good for him."
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man clutching his head, looking emotional.
Bearded man: "I made it! And nobody believed in me but you, penis."
Panel 1:
A smiling young man with orange-red hair, wearing a green shirt, speaks.
Young man: "When I grow up, I wanna be an unwashed hobo, standing on a corner, shouting racial slurs at his own genitals."
Panel 2:
Years later. A disheveled, muscular man with wild red hair and a long red beard, wearing tattered clothes and fingerless gloves, stands inside a dim room. A woman with dark hair in a yellow shirt watches from a doorway behind him.
Woman (thinking): "Good for him."
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man clutching his head, looking emotional.
Bearded man: "I made it! And nobody believed in me but you, penis."
Alt text
A webcomic with a caption above it reading: "Life Tip: The world seems much happier if you imagine every person you meet is living life according to a fulfilled longterm plan." Panel one: a cheerful young man with orange-red hair and a green shirt declares, "When I grow up, I wanna be an unwashed hobo, standing on a corner, shouting racial slurs at his own genitals." Panel two, years later: a grimy, muscular man with wild red hair and a long beard, in tattered clothes and fingerless gloves, stands in a dim room having apparently fulfilled that plan. A dark-haired woman in a yellow shirt watches from a doorway, thinking warmly, "Good for him." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the bearded man clutching his head, emotional, saying, "I made it! And nobody believed in me but you, penis."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.