2011-05-06
Original: 2011-05-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: HOW TO MAKE A SYSADMIN SNAP WITH A SINGLE SENTENCE:
Panel 1: A man standing behind a cubicle wall, holding a soda can, speaks to a sysadmin who is seated in front of a monitor.
Standing man: "Well, if your security system had been better, it wouldn't MATTER that my password was 'PASSWORD.'"
The seated sysadmin grimaces in pained frustration, with red strain marks radiating from the top of his head.
Votey:
The same standing man (drawn in a sketchier style), continuing cheerfully: "Oh! Just make my username my credit card number so I can remember it."
Panel 1: A man standing behind a cubicle wall, holding a soda can, speaks to a sysadmin who is seated in front of a monitor.
Standing man: "Well, if your security system had been better, it wouldn't MATTER that my password was 'PASSWORD.'"
The seated sysadmin grimaces in pained frustration, with red strain marks radiating from the top of his head.
Votey:
The same standing man (drawn in a sketchier style), continuing cheerfully: "Oh! Just make my username my credit card number so I can remember it."
Alt text
A webcomic titled "How to make a sysadmin snap with a single sentence:" A casual coworker holding a soda can leans over a cubicle and says to a seated sysadmin, "Well, if your security system had been better, it wouldn't MATTER that my password was 'PASSWORD.'" The sysadmin's face twists in pained frustration, with red strain marks bursting from his head. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same oblivious coworker adds, "Oh! Just make my username my credit card number so I can remember it."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.