2010-02-10
Original: 2010-02-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top, white text on red banner):
QUESTION: WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING MURDERED?
ANSWER: BEING MURDERED BY YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY.
Panel 1:
A red-haired man with a beard (the bully) leans over and stabs a brown-haired man who is lying down, blood spraying from the wound.
Red-haired bully: "WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! HUH?!"
Votey:
A simple black-and-white sketch of a man with a hammer (or hatchet) stuck in the side of his head, blood dripping down, looking distressed.
Man with weapon in his head: "YOU'RE A JERK!"
QUESTION: WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING MURDERED?
ANSWER: BEING MURDERED BY YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY.
Panel 1:
A red-haired man with a beard (the bully) leans over and stabs a brown-haired man who is lying down, blood spraying from the wound.
Red-haired bully: "WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! HUH?!"
Votey:
A simple black-and-white sketch of a man with a hammer (or hatchet) stuck in the side of his head, blood dripping down, looking distressed.
Man with weapon in his head: "YOU'RE A JERK!"
Alt text
A comic with a red caption banner reading: 'QUESTION: WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING MURDERED? ANSWER: BEING MURDERED BY YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY.' In the panel, a grinning red-haired bearded man leans over a brown-haired man lying on the ground and stabs him, blood spraying. The bully taunts him with the classic schoolyard line as if the victim were doing it to himself: 'WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! WHY YOU STABBIN' YOURSELF?! HUH?!' Votey (aftercomic): a crude black-and-white sketch of a man with a hammer-like weapon embedded in the side of his head, blood dripping, weakly protesting, 'YOU'RE A JERK!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.