2010-02-13
Original: 2010-02-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Boy (red hair): MS. DOYLE, SALLY GAVE ME THIS CARD, BUT I DON'T GET IT.
Ms. Doyle (woman with glasses and curly hair): OH! WELL, FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, PEOPLE LIKE CARDS WITH VISUAL PUNS.
(The card the boy holds is heart-shaped, shows a cartoon bumblebee, and reads: WILL YOU BEE MINE?)
Panel 2 (caption banner: SOON...):
Boy (red hair, looking up): DAD, I NEED A PUN ABOUT SOMETHING GIRLS LIKE.
(A man's lower body is visible; he hands the boy a small object.)
Panel 3 (caption banner: AND SO...):
(A blonde girl, sweating and looking shocked/distressed, holds a pink card, gripping it with both hands.)
Panel 4:
(The boy, smiling, sits across from the blonde girl who looks down dejectedly. He has given her a pink heart-shaped card.)
Card text: HAVE A GREAT F[CENSORED]KING VALENTINE'S DAY!
(The card's illustration shows a couple in a sexual/intimate pose.)
Votey:
A close-up of the pink heart-shaped card. Large hand-lettered text reads: HAVE A GREAT FUCKING VALENTINE'S! Below the text is a drawing of a man and woman in an intimate/sexual embrace.
Boy (red hair): MS. DOYLE, SALLY GAVE ME THIS CARD, BUT I DON'T GET IT.
Ms. Doyle (woman with glasses and curly hair): OH! WELL, FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, PEOPLE LIKE CARDS WITH VISUAL PUNS.
(The card the boy holds is heart-shaped, shows a cartoon bumblebee, and reads: WILL YOU BEE MINE?)
Panel 2 (caption banner: SOON...):
Boy (red hair, looking up): DAD, I NEED A PUN ABOUT SOMETHING GIRLS LIKE.
(A man's lower body is visible; he hands the boy a small object.)
Panel 3 (caption banner: AND SO...):
(A blonde girl, sweating and looking shocked/distressed, holds a pink card, gripping it with both hands.)
Panel 4:
(The boy, smiling, sits across from the blonde girl who looks down dejectedly. He has given her a pink heart-shaped card.)
Card text: HAVE A GREAT F[CENSORED]KING VALENTINE'S DAY!
(The card's illustration shows a couple in a sexual/intimate pose.)
Votey:
A close-up of the pink heart-shaped card. Large hand-lettered text reads: HAVE A GREAT FUCKING VALENTINE'S! Below the text is a drawing of a man and woman in an intimate/sexual embrace.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic about a Valentine's pun gone wrong. Panel 1: A red-haired boy shows a heart-shaped card to Ms. Doyle, a woman with glasses, saying Sally gave it to him but he doesn't get it. The card has a cartoon bumblebee and reads 'WILL YOU BEE MINE?' Ms. Doyle explains that for Valentine's Day people like cards with visual puns. Panel 2 (captioned 'SOON...'): The boy asks his dad for a pun about something girls like; his dad hands him something. Panel 3 (captioned 'AND SO...'): A blonde girl sweats and looks horrified while holding a pink card. Panel 4: The boy smiles proudly across from the dejected blonde girl, having given her a pink heart card reading 'HAVE A GREAT F***KING VALENTINE'S DAY!' with a drawing of a couple in a sexual pose, taking the 'visual pun about something girls like' advice literally. Votey: A close-up of the same pink heart-shaped card with bold hand-lettering 'HAVE A GREAT FUCKING VALENTINE'S!' above a drawing of a man and woman in an intimate embrace.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.