2010-02-06
Original: 2010-02-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with messy hair, wrapped in a towel): IF YOU'RE BORED DURING SEX, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!
Man (holding a half-eaten apple, wearing glasses): WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Woman: YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL WHY I'M YELLING!
Panel 2 (caption banner reads "EARLIER"):
A nude woman stands in a bathroom, seen from behind, looking back over her shoulder. There is writing/markings drawn on her back. No dialogue.
Votey:
Man (close-up, smiling): TIC-TAC-TOE!
Woman (off-panel): WHAT?
Man: IT'S, UH, MY NEW SEX YELL.
Woman: WELL, IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT OVER 'YAHTZEE!'
Woman (with messy hair, wrapped in a towel): IF YOU'RE BORED DURING SEX, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!
Man (holding a half-eaten apple, wearing glasses): WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Woman: YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL WHY I'M YELLING!
Panel 2 (caption banner reads "EARLIER"):
A nude woman stands in a bathroom, seen from behind, looking back over her shoulder. There is writing/markings drawn on her back. No dialogue.
Votey:
Man (close-up, smiling): TIC-TAC-TOE!
Woman (off-panel): WHAT?
Man: IT'S, UH, MY NEW SEX YELL.
Woman: WELL, IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT OVER 'YAHTZEE!'
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel one: a woman with messy hair, wrapped in a green towel, yells at a bespectacled man who is calmly eating an apple. She shouts, "If you're bored during sex, you have to tell me!" He asks, "Why are you yelling?" and she replies, "You know goddamn well why I'm yelling!" Panel two, labeled "EARLIER": the same woman stands nude in a bathroom, viewed from behind over her shoulder, with markings scrawled across her back. The implication is that the man was writing or doodling on her back during sex out of boredom. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the smiling man saying "Tic-tac-toe!" The woman, off-panel, asks "What?" He says, "It's, uh, my new sex yell," and she responds, "Well, it's an improvement over 'Yahtzee!'" — revealing he routinely blurts out game names mid-sex.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.