2010-02-07
Original: 2010-02-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A robed figure with long reddish-brown hair, seen from behind, has appeared before a crowd of ordinary people, arms raised triumphantly.
Figure (from behind): "I HAVE RETURNED, HUMANITY! MY JUDGMENT SHALL BE... OH FOR F--K'S SAKE."
The crowd of people stare back, some looking confused, alarmed, or unimpressed.
Caption below the panel:
"Note to self:
Next time you reveal yourself,
do it on the ground and put on underwear."
Votey:
A close-up of the long-haired figure's face, looking annoyed/embarrassed, in conversation with someone off-panel.
Figure: "REALLY? BRIEFS?"
Off-panel voice: "THEY'RE SUPPORTIVE!"
A robed figure with long reddish-brown hair, seen from behind, has appeared before a crowd of ordinary people, arms raised triumphantly.
Figure (from behind): "I HAVE RETURNED, HUMANITY! MY JUDGMENT SHALL BE... OH FOR F--K'S SAKE."
The crowd of people stare back, some looking confused, alarmed, or unimpressed.
Caption below the panel:
"Note to self:
Next time you reveal yourself,
do it on the ground and put on underwear."
Votey:
A close-up of the long-haired figure's face, looking annoyed/embarrassed, in conversation with someone off-panel.
Figure: "REALLY? BRIEFS?"
Off-panel voice: "THEY'RE SUPPORTIVE!"
Alt text
Single-panel SMBC comic. A robed divine figure with long reddish-brown hair, viewed from behind with arms thrown up in dramatic triumph, has descended in front of a crowd of ordinary-looking people. The figure proclaims, "I HAVE RETURNED, HUMANITY! MY JUDGMENT SHALL BE..." then trails off into "OH FOR F--K'S SAKE." The crowd just stares, unimpressed and confused. The joke, in a caption below, is that the floating reveal has accidentally exposed the figure from a humiliating angle: "Note to self: Next time you reveal yourself, do it on the ground and put on underwear." Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the figure's annoyed face as it argues with an unseen companion about its choice of undergarments. The figure says, "REALLY? BRIEFS?" and the off-panel voice replies, "THEY'RE SUPPORTIVE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.