2010-02-12
Original: 2010-02-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An operating room. A dark-skinned surgeon wearing a head mirror and surgical mask stands beside a fair-haired surgeon, also masked. A spray of blood is visible.
Dark-skinned surgeon: "OH SHIT. OH SHIT I SLIPPED."
Fair-haired surgeon: "BIG SLIP OR LITTLE SL-OH MY GOD!"
Dark-skinned surgeon: "CALM DOWN! WE JUST NEED A CLEVER EXPLANATION!"
Panel 2: Three masked figures in the operating room, the dark-skinned surgeon front and center looking alarmed.
Fair-haired surgeon: "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
Dark-skinned surgeon: "DON'T PANIC! WE ARE SMART PEOPLE AND WE CAN HANDLE THIS!"
Panel 3 (banner): "SOON..."
Panel 4: The dark-skinned surgeon, now in a white doctor's coat, holds a clipboard and speaks to an orange-haired patient seen from behind.
Doctor: "YOU SEEM TO HAVE A MILD CASE OF DICK-FELL-OFF."
Votey: A close-up of the doctor's face, deadpan.
Doctor: "IT'S MOST COMMON IN MALES..."
Dark-skinned surgeon: "OH SHIT. OH SHIT I SLIPPED."
Fair-haired surgeon: "BIG SLIP OR LITTLE SL-OH MY GOD!"
Dark-skinned surgeon: "CALM DOWN! WE JUST NEED A CLEVER EXPLANATION!"
Panel 2: Three masked figures in the operating room, the dark-skinned surgeon front and center looking alarmed.
Fair-haired surgeon: "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
Dark-skinned surgeon: "DON'T PANIC! WE ARE SMART PEOPLE AND WE CAN HANDLE THIS!"
Panel 3 (banner): "SOON..."
Panel 4: The dark-skinned surgeon, now in a white doctor's coat, holds a clipboard and speaks to an orange-haired patient seen from behind.
Doctor: "YOU SEEM TO HAVE A MILD CASE OF DICK-FELL-OFF."
Votey: A close-up of the doctor's face, deadpan.
Doctor: "IT'S MOST COMMON IN MALES..."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic set in an operating room. Panel 1: a dark-skinned masked surgeon panics, "OH SHIT. OH SHIT I SLIPPED," as blood sprays; a fair-haired surgeon cries "BIG SLIP OR LITTLE SL-OH MY GOD!" The first surgeon says "CALM DOWN! WE JUST NEED A CLEVER EXPLANATION!" Panel 2: the fair-haired surgeon yells "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" and the dark-skinned one insists "DON'T PANIC! WE ARE SMART PEOPLE AND WE CAN HANDLE THIS!" Panel 3: a banner reading "SOON..." Panel 4: the surgeon, now in a white coat with a clipboard, calmly tells an orange-haired patient, "YOU SEEM TO HAVE A MILD CASE OF DICK-FELL-OFF." The joke: the "clever explanation" for the surgical accident is to pretend it is a medical condition. Votey: a close-up of the doctor's deadpan face adding, "IT'S MOST COMMON IN MALES..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.