2010-02-11
Original: 2010-02-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Old man (bald, sunglasses, red bow tie, raising a fist): YOUR GENERATION IS CRAP! YOU SIT ON THE INTERNET PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY!!
Panel 2:
Young man (brown hair, annoyed expression): YOUR GENERATION MADE BLACK PEOPLE USE SEPARATE BATHROOMS!
Panel 3:
Old man (gritting his teeth, fist raised): WE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
Votey:
Caption box: MOMENTS BEFORE UPLOAD
A bearded man with long hair (the cartoonist), thinking: I WONDER IF EVERYONE ELSE FINDS OLD PEOPLE YELLING AS FUNNY AS I DO...
Old man (bald, sunglasses, red bow tie, raising a fist): YOUR GENERATION IS CRAP! YOU SIT ON THE INTERNET PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY!!
Panel 2:
Young man (brown hair, annoyed expression): YOUR GENERATION MADE BLACK PEOPLE USE SEPARATE BATHROOMS!
Panel 3:
Old man (gritting his teeth, fist raised): WE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
Votey:
Caption box: MOMENTS BEFORE UPLOAD
A bearded man with long hair (the cartoonist), thinking: I WONDER IF EVERYONE ELSE FINDS OLD PEOPLE YELLING AS FUNNY AS I DO...
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: An angry bald old man with sunglasses and a red bow tie raises his fist and shouts, "Your generation is crap! You sit on the internet playing video games all day!!" Panel 2: A young man with brown hair retorts, "Your generation made black people use separate bathrooms!" Panel 3: The old man, teeth gritted and fist raised, snaps back, "We had to have SOMETHING to do!" Votey (aftercomic), labeled "Moments before upload": A bearded, long-haired man (the cartoonist) muses to himself, "I wonder if everyone else finds old people yelling as funny as I do..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.