2010-02-15

A two-panel comic. Main panel: an older balding man with glasses in a white coat, holding a yellow folder, talks to a younger uneasy-looking woman in a dark suit. He says, "I threw in a free boob job while I was at it. Looks wayyyyy better now." A caption below reads, "I began to regret sending mom to a discount mortician," revealing the man is a cut-rate mortician describing alterations to the woman's deceased mother. Votey (small follow-up panel, sketchy black-and-white): the woman now stands beside the man and says, "Wow, that's actually pretty good," and he replies, "The secret... is hugeness."