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2010-02-16

Original: 2010-02-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (red hair, blue shirt): YOU LIKE MY BODY MORE THAN MY MIND?! HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY TO A WOMAN!

Panel 2:
Man (brown hair, gray shirt): NO IT'S NOT!

Panel 3:
Woman: WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT?!

Panel 4:
Man: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BOOBS JIGGLE WHEN YOU'RE MAD?

Votey:
Man (bearded): KELLY SAID IT WASN'T SEXIST!

Alt text

A four-panel comic, an argument between a red-haired woman in a blue shirt and a brown-haired man in a gray shirt. Panel 1: the woman, angry, says 'YOU LIKE MY BODY MORE THAN MY MIND?! HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY TO A WOMAN!' Panel 2: the man replies 'NO IT'S NOT!' Panel 3: the woman demands 'WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT?!' Panel 4: the man, leaning in, delivers the punchline: 'DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BOOBS JIGGLE WHEN YOU'RE MAD?' Votey (bonus panel, black-and-white sketch): a smug bearded man says 'KELLY SAID IT WASN'T SEXIST!'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.