2009-12-07
Original: 2009-12-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with long red hair, touching her chin thoughtfully, speaks to a balding older man (seen from behind).
Woman: "I'm a vegetarian, SIR, because I don't need to murder to eat."
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "SOMEWHERE... ON A SOYBEAN FARM..."
Three field mice flee in panic in front of a large tractor/combine.
Mouse 1: "Run! Tractors!"
Mouse 2: "Where's mama?!"
Mouse 3: "I don't know! Just run!"
Votey:
A wild-eyed, frazzled woman with messy red hair shouts defensively.
Woman: "I'm a vegetarian! You can't send me hatemail!"
A woman with long red hair, touching her chin thoughtfully, speaks to a balding older man (seen from behind).
Woman: "I'm a vegetarian, SIR, because I don't need to murder to eat."
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "SOMEWHERE... ON A SOYBEAN FARM..."
Three field mice flee in panic in front of a large tractor/combine.
Mouse 1: "Run! Tractors!"
Mouse 2: "Where's mama?!"
Mouse 3: "I don't know! Just run!"
Votey:
A wild-eyed, frazzled woman with messy red hair shouts defensively.
Woman: "I'm a vegetarian! You can't send me hatemail!"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic with a votey. Panel 1: a calm red-haired woman, finger to her chin, tells a balding man (shown from behind), "I'm a vegetarian, SIR, because I don't need to murder to eat." Panel 2, captioned "Somewhere... on a soybean farm...": three terrified field mice scramble away from a looming tractor, crying "Run! Tractors!", "Where's mama?!", and "I don't know! Just run!" — the joke being that crop harvesting still kills animals. Votey: a panicked, disheveled red-haired woman shouts defensively, "I'm a vegetarian! You can't send me hatemail!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.