2009-11-06
Original: 2009-11-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man with round glasses, wearing a brown jacket and tie, stands at a red podium. He holds a pointer up to a yellow sign.
Sign: ULTIMATE DIET: JUST ONE RULE- THE ONLY THING YOU CAN EAT IS OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ULTIMATE DIET
Caption (below panel): We managed to solve obesity and overpopulation in one move.
Votey:
Caption at top: SOON...
An enormously fat man lies sprawled on the ground, belly distended, looking exhausted.
Man (speech bubble): THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE...
A balding man with round glasses, wearing a brown jacket and tie, stands at a red podium. He holds a pointer up to a yellow sign.
Sign: ULTIMATE DIET: JUST ONE RULE- THE ONLY THING YOU CAN EAT IS OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ULTIMATE DIET
Caption (below panel): We managed to solve obesity and overpopulation in one move.
Votey:
Caption at top: SOON...
An enormously fat man lies sprawled on the ground, belly distended, looking exhausted.
Man (speech bubble): THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE...
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: a balding man in glasses and a brown jacket stands at a podium, using a pointer to indicate a yellow sign that reads, 'ULTIMATE DIET: Just one rule- the only thing you can eat is other people on the ultimate diet.' The caption below reads, 'We managed to solve obesity and overpopulation in one move.' Votey (aftercomic): titled 'SOON...', an enormously bloated man lies sprawled on the ground, having presumably eaten all the other dieters, gasping the Highlander line, 'There can be only one...'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.