2009-11-10
Original: 2009-11-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired father, a younger man with light hair, and a red-haired girl look alarmed.
A voice (off-panel): RARRRRR!
Panel 2: The father grabs the girl's hand and they run.
Girl: DADDY, WHY ARE WE RUNNING? HE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR PERSON!
Father: HE'S AN EVOLUTIONIST!
Panel 3: The father, holding a knife, shields the girl against a brick wall as they back into a corner.
Father: STAY BACK! I HAVE A KNIFE!
Panel 4: A blond man (the evolutionist) raises his hand, looking pained/determined.
Evolutionist: EVOLVE!
Panel 5 (wordless sequence of three small panels): A close-up of the blond man's outstretched hand transforming — first an ordinary human hand, then the fingers elongating and stretching, then the hand has morphed into a blade/knife shape.
Panel 6: The father and girl recoil in terror as the blond evolutionist, now with a bladed hand, advances holding it like a weapon.
Evolutionist: YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED!
Father: AAAAH!
Caption (bottom): Ironically, only biologists truly appreciate creationist horror films.
Votey:
Label at top: ZACH DRAWING COMICS AT 3 AM
A rough, sketchy, exhausted-looking self-portrait of a sweating, wide-eyed man.
Zach: NOTHING I'VE EVER DRAWN IS FUNNY.
A voice (off-panel): RARRRRR!
Panel 2: The father grabs the girl's hand and they run.
Girl: DADDY, WHY ARE WE RUNNING? HE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR PERSON!
Father: HE'S AN EVOLUTIONIST!
Panel 3: The father, holding a knife, shields the girl against a brick wall as they back into a corner.
Father: STAY BACK! I HAVE A KNIFE!
Panel 4: A blond man (the evolutionist) raises his hand, looking pained/determined.
Evolutionist: EVOLVE!
Panel 5 (wordless sequence of three small panels): A close-up of the blond man's outstretched hand transforming — first an ordinary human hand, then the fingers elongating and stretching, then the hand has morphed into a blade/knife shape.
Panel 6: The father and girl recoil in terror as the blond evolutionist, now with a bladed hand, advances holding it like a weapon.
Evolutionist: YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED!
Father: AAAAH!
Caption (bottom): Ironically, only biologists truly appreciate creationist horror films.
Votey:
Label at top: ZACH DRAWING COMICS AT 3 AM
A rough, sketchy, exhausted-looking self-portrait of a sweating, wide-eyed man.
Zach: NOTHING I'VE EVER DRAWN IS FUNNY.
Alt text
A color comic in red-tinted panels. A red-haired father grabs his young red-haired daughter's hand and flees as an off-panel voice roars "RARRRRR!" The girl asks "Daddy, why are we running? He looks like a regular person!" and the father answers "He's an evolutionist!" Cornered against a brick wall, the father pulls a knife: "Stay back! I have a knife!" The blond evolutionist raises his hand and commands "Evolve!" In a wordless three-panel close-up, his ordinary human hand stretches and morphs until it becomes a metal blade. He advances on the terrified pair: "You've been selected!" The father screams "Aaaah!" Caption: "Ironically, only biologists truly appreciate creationist horror films." Votey: a crude black-and-white sketch labeled "Zach drawing comics at 3 AM" shows a sweating, hollow-eyed self-portrait of the artist saying "Nothing I've ever drawn is funny."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.