2009-11-02
Original: 2009-11-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: PICK-UP LINE STRATEGY: SUBTLETY IS KEY
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (seen from behind) approaches a woman with brown hair in a ponytail wearing a yellow/teal top.
Man: "Excuse me, ma'am- does this penis feel weird to you?"
The woman looks uncomfortable.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, looking disgusted/uneasy.
Woman: "Only when I squeeze REALLY hard."
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (seen from behind) approaches a woman with brown hair in a ponytail wearing a yellow/teal top.
Man: "Excuse me, ma'am- does this penis feel weird to you?"
The woman looks uncomfortable.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, looking disgusted/uneasy.
Woman: "Only when I squeeze REALLY hard."
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A red title banner reads 'PICK-UP LINE STRATEGY: SUBTLETY IS KEY.' In the panel, a brown-haired man seen from behind approaches a brown-haired woman in a ponytail and yellow-and-teal top, standing in a doorway. He says, 'Excuse me, ma'am- does this penis feel weird to you?' She looks uncomfortable. In the black-and-white votey aftercomic, a close-up of the woman shows her grimacing as she replies, 'Only when I squeeze REALLY hard,' implying she is already holding/squeezing it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.