2009-11-04
Original: 2009-11-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (header banner):
ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T WORK IN COURT:
Main panel:
A balding middle-aged man in a collared shirt and tie speaks.
Man: I prefer sex DEFENDER.
Votey:
The same man, looking agitated, gesturing.
Man: I ACTED IN SEX DEFENSE!
ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T WORK IN COURT:
Main panel:
A balding middle-aged man in a collared shirt and tie speaks.
Man: I prefer sex DEFENDER.
Votey:
The same man, looking agitated, gesturing.
Man: I ACTED IN SEX DEFENSE!
Alt text
A comic titled "Arguments that don't work in court." A balding middle-aged man in a shirt and tie says, "I prefer sex DEFENDER" — a pun mangling "sex offender." In the votey aftercomic, the same man, now agitated and gesturing, doubles down: "I acted in sex defense!" — another botched legal-sounding phrase (self-defense). The joke is a courtroom defendant offering nonsensical wordplay defenses.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.