2009-11-03
Original: 2009-11-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman stands at a podium on a stage, delivering a eulogy at a funeral. An audience sits facing her.
Woman at podium: "I can't imagine life without him—"
A man in the audience (foreground, back to viewer) leaps up, pointing at the stage, interrupting.
Man in audience: "BOOM! B-1! IT'S ALL OVER, BABY!! WOOH!"
Caption (below panel): My new favorite game: Funeral Bingo.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man, now looking uncertain.
Man: "Oh, wait, did you say 'life' or 'living'? I need 'living' or I don't win a toaster."
A woman stands at a podium on a stage, delivering a eulogy at a funeral. An audience sits facing her.
Woman at podium: "I can't imagine life without him—"
A man in the audience (foreground, back to viewer) leaps up, pointing at the stage, interrupting.
Man in audience: "BOOM! B-1! IT'S ALL OVER, BABY!! WOOH!"
Caption (below panel): My new favorite game: Funeral Bingo.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man, now looking uncertain.
Man: "Oh, wait, did you say 'life' or 'living'? I need 'living' or I don't win a toaster."
Alt text
A webcomic. In the main panel, a woman stands at a podium giving a eulogy at a funeral while mourners sit watching. She says, 'I can't imagine life without him—' A man in the audience suddenly jumps up, pointing at the stage and shouting, 'BOOM! B-1! IT'S ALL OVER, BABY!! WOOH!' as if he just won a bingo game off her words. The caption reads: 'My new favorite game: Funeral Bingo.' In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same man, now looking doubtful, says, 'Oh, wait, did you say "life" or "living"? I need "living" or I don't win a toaster.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.