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2009-08-12

Original: 2009-08-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A gloved hand presses a scalpel against the skin of a patient's bare abdomen. As the blade touches the skin, the scalpel tip snaps off.
Sound effect: "SNAP!"

Caption (below the panel):
Nobody would've guessed Superman would die of appendicitis.

Votey:
A person in bed (lying down, with a beard) talks to another person leaning over them (wearing glasses).
Person with glasses: "IT TOOK YOU TILL 3AM TO DRAW THAT?"
Bearded person in bed: "3:15"

Alt text

A green-gloved hand presses a scalpel into the skin of a patient's bare pink abdomen on a surgical table. The blade hits the skin and the metal tip snaps clean off, with a yellow burst reading "SNAP!" The skin is unbroken. Caption below reads: "Nobody would've guessed Superman would die of appendicitis" — the joke being that Superman's invulnerable skin can't be cut, so a routine appendectomy is impossible. Votey: a hand-drawn black-and-white panel shows a bearded person lying in bed while a person wearing glasses leans over them, asking "IT TOOK YOU TILL 3AM TO DRAW THAT?" The person in bed replies "3:15."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.