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2009-08-29

Original: 2009-08-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title/caption (red banner at top): WOMEN'S STUDIES 101 REALLY IMPROVED MY PICK-UP LINES

Panel 1:
A man with red hair, standing behind a seated woman with blonde hair (who is at a piano or counter), leans toward her with a hand on her shoulder.
Man (speech bubble): I MUST BE A FEMINIST, BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE ON A LEVEL PLANE WITH YOU.
The woman looks unimpressed.

Votey:
A hand-drawn check/cheque.
Top left: ZACH
Top right (date): Aug 29, 2009
PAY TO THE ORDER OF: ANYONE WHO USES THIS LINE
Amount box: 10^12 00/100
Written amount line: A TRILLION POINTS
Memo: SRSLY
Signature: (a scribbled signature)

Alt text

A webcomic. A red banner caption reads "Women's Studies 101 really improved my pick-up lines." In the panel, a red-haired man leans in toward a blonde woman seated at a piano, resting a hand on her shoulder. He says: "I must be a feminist, because I'd like to be on a level plane with you." The woman looks distinctly unimpressed. Votey aftercomic: a hand-drawn check made out from "Zach," dated Aug 29, 2009, paying "anyone who uses this line" the amount of "a trillion points" (written in the box as 10^12), with the memo line reading "SRSLY" and a scribbled signature.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.