2009-09-01
Original: 2009-09-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A prehistoric cave scene. A bearded, bare-chested caveman with red hair, wearing a fur loincloth, stands and shouts.
Caveman: TWENTY DOLLARS! TWENTY DOLLARS!
In the foreground, two other people (a bearded man with reddish-brown hair and a blonde-haired person) are embracing closely.
Caption (below comic): Fortunately, sex was invented before copyright law.
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man's face, looking annoyed/insistent.
Bearded man: NO SHARING! SHARING IS KILLING THE SEX INDUSTRY!
A prehistoric cave scene. A bearded, bare-chested caveman with red hair, wearing a fur loincloth, stands and shouts.
Caveman: TWENTY DOLLARS! TWENTY DOLLARS!
In the foreground, two other people (a bearded man with reddish-brown hair and a blonde-haired person) are embracing closely.
Caption (below comic): Fortunately, sex was invented before copyright law.
Votey:
Close-up of the bearded man's face, looking annoyed/insistent.
Bearded man: NO SHARING! SHARING IS KILLING THE SEX INDUSTRY!
Alt text
A prehistoric cave scene. A bare-chested red-haired caveman in a fur loincloth stands and shouts, "TWENTY DOLLARS! TWENTY DOLLARS!" In the foreground, two other people embrace intimately, ignoring him. The caption below reads: "Fortunately, sex was invented before copyright law." The joke casts the shouting caveman as a prostitute/rights-holder demanding payment while the lovers simply share intimacy freely. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a bearded man's face looking indignant, declaring, "NO SHARING! SHARING IS KILLING THE SEX INDUSTRY!" — a parody of anti-piracy rhetoric applied to sex.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.