2009-09-02
Original: 2009-09-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1: A man with red hair, seated at a small table with two glasses of champagne, speaks to a woman with brown hair seen from behind (they appear to be on a date).
Red-haired man: "Oh, that's cool. Well, I'm a masculinist. It's similar to a feminist, only instead of fighting for equal pay, we try to disprove sexual assault claims."
Caption below panel: "And yet, still preferable to guys who spend the first date discussing how feminist they are."
Votey:
Title banner at top: "IDEAL FIRST DATE"
A crudely drawn smiling face leans in.
Face (in a speech bubble): "Do you like comics?"
Panel 1: A man with red hair, seated at a small table with two glasses of champagne, speaks to a woman with brown hair seen from behind (they appear to be on a date).
Red-haired man: "Oh, that's cool. Well, I'm a masculinist. It's similar to a feminist, only instead of fighting for equal pay, we try to disprove sexual assault claims."
Caption below panel: "And yet, still preferable to guys who spend the first date discussing how feminist they are."
Votey:
Title banner at top: "IDEAL FIRST DATE"
A crudely drawn smiling face leans in.
Face (in a speech bubble): "Do you like comics?"
Alt text
A two-glasses-of-champagne first date. A red-haired man sits across a small table from a brown-haired woman shown from behind. He says cheerfully: "Oh, that's cool. Well, I'm a masculinist. It's similar to a feminist, only instead of fighting for equal pay, we try to disprove sexual assault claims." A caption underneath reads: "And yet, still preferable to guys who spend the first date discussing how feminist they are." The votey (aftercomic) is a crude sketch labeled "IDEAL FIRST DATE": a roughly drawn grinning face leans in and asks, "Do you like comics?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.