2009-06-30
Original: 2009-06-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child (in bed, frightened): DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!
Father (kneeling by the bed, holding a flask): OH MY GOD! I THINK HE GOT INTO THIS FLASK OF BOURBON! I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET HIM OUT!
Caption: Being a father is all about multitasking.
Votey:
Father (looking at the flask): GOT MOST OF HIM, BUT THERE'S A LITTLE BIT TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM.
Child (in bed, frightened): DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!
Father (kneeling by the bed, holding a flask): OH MY GOD! I THINK HE GOT INTO THIS FLASK OF BOURBON! I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET HIM OUT!
Caption: Being a father is all about multitasking.
Votey:
Father (looking at the flask): GOT MOST OF HIM, BUT THERE'S A LITTLE BIT TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM.
Alt text
A child sits up in a pink-blanketed bed, looking scared, and cries out, "Daddy! There's a monster under my bed!" The father kneels beside the bed holding a flask and replies with mock alarm, "Oh my god! I think he got into this flask of bourbon! I'll see if I can get him out!" — using the imaginary monster as a pretext to drink. A caption beneath reads, "Being a father is all about multitasking." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the father shows him saying, "Got most of him, but there's a little bit trapped at the bottom," implying he has drained nearly the whole flask.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.