2009-06-29
Original: 2009-06-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A tired-looking woman in a white lab coat (a gynecologist) wears a yellow miner's hat with a headlamp and stands facing a younger woman, holding a hand to her head in exasperation.
Gynecologist: *sigh* I GET IT. YOU NEED A MINER'S HAT BECAUSE-
Gynecologist (interrupting herself, sharply): BECAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT!
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I wish Mom had never entered gynecology.
Votey:
A woman leans in, speaking, with a smirk.
Woman: PUT DOWN THAT CANARY!
A tired-looking woman in a white lab coat (a gynecologist) wears a yellow miner's hat with a headlamp and stands facing a younger woman, holding a hand to her head in exasperation.
Gynecologist: *sigh* I GET IT. YOU NEED A MINER'S HAT BECAUSE-
Gynecologist (interrupting herself, sharply): BECAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT!
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I wish Mom had never entered gynecology.
Votey:
A woman leans in, speaking, with a smirk.
Woman: PUT DOWN THAT CANARY!
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A weary woman in a white lab coat, who is a gynecologist, wears a yellow miner's hard hat with a headlamp. She holds a hand to her head and faces a younger woman, saying with a sigh, 'I get it. You need a miner's hat because-' then snapping, 'because you're a slut!' A caption below reads: 'Sometimes I wish Mom had never entered gynecology.' The joke equates examining a vagina with descending into a mine. Votey aftercomic: a roughly sketched woman leans in smirking and says, 'Put down that canary!' -- extending the mining metaphor (miners once used canaries to detect gas).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.