2009-06-26
Original: 2009-06-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man with long hair and a halo (Jesus), wearing a white and purple robe, speaking to a glowing yellow circular radiant figure (God):
Jesus: "I don't get it. You're all-powerful. Why do I have to die slowly and painfully? Can't you just magically absolve everyone's sins?"
Panel 2:
God: "Do what you're told."
Panel 3:
Jesus (looking unhappy): "*sigh*"
Panel 4:
Jesus: "This is about the long hair, isn't it?"
God: "You look like an asshole!"
Votey:
Jesus, hanging on the cross, looking annoyed, thought bubble:
Jesus (thinking): "This sucks."
Bearded man with long hair and a halo (Jesus), wearing a white and purple robe, speaking to a glowing yellow circular radiant figure (God):
Jesus: "I don't get it. You're all-powerful. Why do I have to die slowly and painfully? Can't you just magically absolve everyone's sins?"
Panel 2:
God: "Do what you're told."
Panel 3:
Jesus (looking unhappy): "*sigh*"
Panel 4:
Jesus: "This is about the long hair, isn't it?"
God: "You look like an asshole!"
Votey:
Jesus, hanging on the cross, looking annoyed, thought bubble:
Jesus (thinking): "This sucks."
Alt text
A four-panel comic drawn in a flat cartoon style. A long-haired, bearded man with a halo in a white-and-purple robe (Jesus) talks to a glowing yellow radiant disc representing God. Panel 1, Jesus complains: 'I don't get it. You're all-powerful. Why do I have to die slowly and painfully? Can't you just magically absolve everyone's sins?' Panel 2, God curtly replies: 'Do what you're told.' Panel 3, Jesus sighs unhappily. Panel 4, Jesus asks, 'This is about the long hair, isn't it?' and God snaps back, 'You look like an asshole!' Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white sketch of Jesus hanging on the cross with an annoyed expression, thinking, 'This sucks.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.