2009-07-01
Original: 2009-07-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with gray hair holding a shotgun, with bandoliers of ammunition across his chest: "JUST SHOOT OFF THEIR HEADS! JUST SHOOT!"
A man with red hair holding a chainsaw-bladed weapon, also wearing ammo across his chest: "I DID! THEY KEEP COMING!"
Caption below the panel: Once the chickens became zombies, the war was lost.
Votey:
A close-up of a zombified chicken's head: greenish, decaying skin and feathers, a red comb, one large black eye, and an orange beak. The lower part of the beak appears broken or hanging, exposing the inside.
A man with gray hair holding a shotgun, with bandoliers of ammunition across his chest: "JUST SHOOT OFF THEIR HEADS! JUST SHOOT!"
A man with red hair holding a chainsaw-bladed weapon, also wearing ammo across his chest: "I DID! THEY KEEP COMING!"
Caption below the panel: Once the chickens became zombies, the war was lost.
Votey:
A close-up of a zombified chicken's head: greenish, decaying skin and feathers, a red comb, one large black eye, and an orange beak. The lower part of the beak appears broken or hanging, exposing the inside.
Alt text
Two grizzled, heavily armed survivors stand back to back, draped in ammunition bandoliers. The gray-haired man wields a shotgun and shouts, "Just shoot off their heads! Just shoot!" The red-haired man, holding a chainsaw-bladed weapon, shouts back in alarm, "I did! They keep coming!" A caption reads: "Once the chickens became zombies, the war was lost." The votey shows a close-up of the zombie chicken in question: a rotting green head with a red comb, a single bulging black eye, and an orange beak whose lower half hangs broken and open.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.