2009-07-04
Original: 2009-07-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (to a man beside her, while a man with orange/flame-like hair works at a microscope in the background): AMAZING! I SWEAR, HE SPENDS 12 HOURS A DAY LOOKING AT SAMPLES.
Panel 2 (banner across the top reads "EARLIER..."):
The man with orange/flame-like hair, holding a small magazine titled "FILTHY LADIES 64" that shows a woman's face: DO YOU HAVE THIS IN MICROFICHE?
(He is speaking to a man on the right who is smoking a cigarette.)
Votey:
The orange-haired man (mostly off-panel, leaning over what appears to be a microfiche reader) speaking: OH YEAH. YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT, BABY.
(A woman stands nearby looking unimpressed/disturbed.)
Woman (to a man beside her, while a man with orange/flame-like hair works at a microscope in the background): AMAZING! I SWEAR, HE SPENDS 12 HOURS A DAY LOOKING AT SAMPLES.
Panel 2 (banner across the top reads "EARLIER..."):
The man with orange/flame-like hair, holding a small magazine titled "FILTHY LADIES 64" that shows a woman's face: DO YOU HAVE THIS IN MICROFICHE?
(He is speaking to a man on the right who is smoking a cigarette.)
Votey:
The orange-haired man (mostly off-panel, leaning over what appears to be a microfiche reader) speaking: OH YEAH. YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT, BABY.
(A woman stands nearby looking unimpressed/disturbed.)
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman tells a man, "Amazing! I swear, he spends 12 hours a day looking at samples," while gesturing toward an orange-haired man hunched over a microscope at a desk in the background. Panel 2, labeled "Earlier...": The same orange-haired man holds up a pornographic magazine titled "Filthy Ladies 64" and asks a cigarette-smoking man, "Do you have this in microfiche?" The joke: his diligent 'sample studying' is actually viewing porn converted to microfiche. Votey (bonus panel): The orange-haired man leans over a microfiche reader, moaning, "Oh yeah. Yeah, just like that, baby," while a woman stands beside him looking disturbed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.