ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2009-06-27

Original: 2009-06-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title caption (top banner): THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER IF ALL CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WERE MARRIED

Panel 1:
A red-haired man sitting at a computer (speech bubble): NINE-ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
A blonde woman standing beside him holding a laundry basket (speech bubble): SO IS DOING YOUR F*CKING LAUNDRY!

Votey:
A shirtless man (speech bubble): THE MOON LANDING WAS-
A woman, off-panel (speech bubble): SO ARE MY ORGASMS.

Alt text

Title banner: "The world would be better if all conspiracy theorists were married." A red-haired man sits at a computer and declares, "Nine-eleven was an inside job!" The blonde woman standing next to him, holding a basket of laundry, snaps back, "So is doing your f*cking laundry!" Votey: a shirtless man begins, "The moon landing was-" and a woman cuts him off with, "So are my orgasms."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.