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2009-07-05

Original: 2009-07-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Superman is flying through a blue sky, but he is wearing a protective padded helmet (the kind a child or accident-prone person might wear). He has a sour, embarrassed expression.
Superman (thought/speech bubble): THIS IS STUPID. THIS IS SO STUPID.

Caption (below panel): Looks like Superman's mother is in town again.

Votey:
A close-up of a grinning Batman, drawn in a loose sketch style.
Batman: MAMA'S BOY!
Superman (off-panel, smaller bubble): STOP IT! COME ON, STOP IT!

Alt text

A comic. Superman flies through a blue sky in his usual red-and-blue costume and cape, but he is also wearing a padded protective safety helmet strapped under his chin, looking annoyed and humiliated. A bubble reads: "This is stupid. This is so stupid." Caption below: "Looks like Superman's mother is in town again" — implying his overprotective mom made him wear the helmet. Votey aftercomic: a sketchy close-up of a grinning Batman taunting "Mama's boy!" while an off-panel Superman pleads, "Stop it! Come on, stop it!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.