2009-03-03
Original: 2009-03-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair in a green shirt points a handgun at the face of a man with brown hair in a gray shirt. He is sweating and terrified.
Man: NO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Woman: WILL YOU STOP F--KING MY SISTER?! HUH?!
Man: YES! I SWEAR!
Caption (below panel): The secret to a healthy relationship is compromise.
Votey:
The same scene redrawn in rough black-and-white sketch form, with the woman still pointing the gun at the man's face. The dialogue is altered.
Man: DON'T KILL ME!
Woman: WILL YOU PASS ME THE MASHED POTATOES!
Man: YES! I SWEAR!
A woman with red hair in a green shirt points a handgun at the face of a man with brown hair in a gray shirt. He is sweating and terrified.
Man: NO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Woman: WILL YOU STOP F--KING MY SISTER?! HUH?!
Man: YES! I SWEAR!
Caption (below panel): The secret to a healthy relationship is compromise.
Votey:
The same scene redrawn in rough black-and-white sketch form, with the woman still pointing the gun at the man's face. The dialogue is altered.
Man: DON'T KILL ME!
Woman: WILL YOU PASS ME THE MASHED POTATOES!
Man: YES! I SWEAR!
Alt text
A color comic panel: a red-haired woman in a green shirt presses a handgun against the face of a sweating, terrified brown-haired man in a gray shirt. He pleads, "NO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" She demands, "WILL YOU STOP F--KING MY SISTER?! HUH?!" He answers, "YES! I SWEAR!" A caption below reads: "The secret to a healthy relationship is compromise." The votey (aftercomic) redraws the same gun-to-the-face scene in rough black-and-white sketch, but swaps the threat to a mundane dinner-table request: he begs "DON'T KILL ME!", she demands "WILL YOU PASS ME THE MASHED POTATOES!", and he replies "YES! I SWEAR!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.