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2009-03-01

Original: 2009-03-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man in a white doctor's coat with a mirror reflector on his forehead, standing beside a red-haired woman who is holding up a hand mirror to look at herself.

Doctor: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW FACE?

Woman (looking in the mirror): OH, MY GOD! I LOOK... JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER!

Caption (below panel): The face transplant took a macabre turn.

Votey:
Title banner: ELSEWHERE

A woman lying down (the daughter), waking up and touching her face in confusion.

Daughter: WHAT THE- WHERE AM I?

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Main panel: a doctor wearing a white coat and a head-mirror reflector stands next to a smiling red-haired woman who holds up a hand mirror to examine her newly transplanted face. The doctor asks, 'How do you like your new face?' The woman gushes, 'Oh, my God! I look... just like my daughter!' A caption reads: 'The face transplant took a macabre turn,' implying the donor face came from her own living daughter. Votey (aftercomic), labeled 'ELSEWHERE': the daughter lies waking up, touching her face in alarm, saying, 'What the- where am I?'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.