2009-03-05
Original: 2009-03-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless man with orange hair stands in a bedroom doorway, holding a framed picture. A woman with brown hair sits on the bed, facing away.
Man: NO, OF COURSE IT'S OKAY THAT YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT. ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE BATHROOM WITH THIS BOX OF TISSUES, TUBE OF VASELINE, AND PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER.
Panel 2:
The woman, now standing in her underwear with a distressed expression, looks toward the man. The shirtless orange-haired man is in the foreground, holding a box of tissues, a tube of vaseline, and a framed photo of a woman (the sister).
Votey:
The woman: CAN'T YOU JUST MASTURBATE UNHAPPILY LIKE A NORMAL HUSBAND?
The man: HELLO?! IT'S CALLED FOREPLAY!
A shirtless man with orange hair stands in a bedroom doorway, holding a framed picture. A woman with brown hair sits on the bed, facing away.
Man: NO, OF COURSE IT'S OKAY THAT YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT. ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE BATHROOM WITH THIS BOX OF TISSUES, TUBE OF VASELINE, AND PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER.
Panel 2:
The woman, now standing in her underwear with a distressed expression, looks toward the man. The shirtless orange-haired man is in the foreground, holding a box of tissues, a tube of vaseline, and a framed photo of a woman (the sister).
Votey:
The woman: CAN'T YOU JUST MASTURBATE UNHAPPILY LIKE A NORMAL HUSBAND?
The man: HELLO?! IT'S CALLED FOREPLAY!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a shirtless orange-haired man stands in a bedroom doorway holding a framed picture while a brown-haired woman sits on the bed facing away. He cheerfully says, "No, of course it's okay that you're not in the mood tonight. Anyway, I'm going to be in the bathroom with this box of tissues, tube of vaseline, and picture of your sister." Panel 2: the woman, now standing in her underwear, looks alarmed and dismayed; in the foreground the man holds tissues, vaseline, and a framed photo of her sister, ready to leave. Votey (aftercomic): the woman asks, "Can't you just masturbate unhappily like a normal husband?" The man, indignant, replies, "Hello?! It's called foreplay!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.