2009-02-28
Original: 2009-02-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
An old bald man, grinning maniacally with his tongue out, holds a fork in one hand and a large knife in the other. He wears suspenders/straps with a red cross emblem on his chest. Behind him are two grotesque demonic monsters with skull-like faces, set against a fiery red-and-purple background.
Old man: HAHAHAHAH!
Monsters: EATS THE BOY! EATS THE BOY!
A terrified young boy lies tied/trussed up on a platter or plate in front of the man.
Boy: NO, GRAMPA, NO!
Caption below the panel:
Think this image is disturbing?
Wait till it pops into your head next time you have sex.
Votey:
A woman stands with her arms crossed, looking displeased.
Woman: NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN.
A man sits at a drawing board/desk holding a pen, smiling proudly.
Man: SOLID GOLD!
An old bald man, grinning maniacally with his tongue out, holds a fork in one hand and a large knife in the other. He wears suspenders/straps with a red cross emblem on his chest. Behind him are two grotesque demonic monsters with skull-like faces, set against a fiery red-and-purple background.
Old man: HAHAHAHAH!
Monsters: EATS THE BOY! EATS THE BOY!
A terrified young boy lies tied/trussed up on a platter or plate in front of the man.
Boy: NO, GRAMPA, NO!
Caption below the panel:
Think this image is disturbing?
Wait till it pops into your head next time you have sex.
Votey:
A woman stands with her arms crossed, looking displeased.
Woman: NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN.
A man sits at a drawing board/desk holding a pen, smiling proudly.
Man: SOLID GOLD!
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A grinning bald old man with his tongue out holds a fork and a large knife. He wears straps across his chest bearing a red cross. Behind him loom two grotesque demonic monsters with white skull-like faces against a fiery red-and-purple background; they chant 'EATS THE BOY! EATS THE BOY!' The old man laughs 'HAHAHAHAH!' In front of him, a terrified young boy lies trussed up on a platter, crying 'NO, GRAMPA, NO!' Caption underneath: 'Think this image is disturbing? Wait till it pops into your head next time you have sex.' Votey: A frowning woman with arms crossed tells a man at a drawing desk, 'NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN.' The man, holding a pen and grinning proudly at his disturbing drawing, replies, 'SOLID GOLD!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.