2009-02-25
Original: 2009-02-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A police robot/vehicle with "POLICE" written on it confronts a fleeing man.
Police robot: STOP! ALL MEN WITH LARGE PENISES MUST BE DESTROYED!
Panel 2-4: The man runs through a dark forest/city at night, fleeing.
Panel 5: The man crouches and is struck.
Man: OOF!
Panel 6: The robotic POLICE machine (with a red light/eye) looms over him.
Panel 7: The man, now in a robe, stands before a large robotic enforcer.
Robot: YOU WILL BE SENT TO DEATH ISLAND BECAUSE OF YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS!
Panel 8: Close-up of the man, pleased and surprised.
Man: IT'S NOT THAT BIG! REALLY!
Panel 9: The robot continues.
Robot: IT IS SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER THAN THAT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ALL OF THE MEN YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS HAVE DATED!
Panel 10: The robot's mouth/grinder mechanism opens menacingly.
Panel 11: The man screams in terror as he is pulled in.
Man: AAAAAAAAH!
Man: AAH!
Panel 12: The scene shifts to a bedroom. A red-haired woman shakes the man awake in bed; he sits up smiling.
Woman: HONEY, WAKE UP! YOU WERE GOING CRAZY IN YOUR SLEEP!
Man: I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM!
Votey:
A hand-lettered note on a piece of paper reads: MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN ARE THE RATIONAL ONES.
Police robot: STOP! ALL MEN WITH LARGE PENISES MUST BE DESTROYED!
Panel 2-4: The man runs through a dark forest/city at night, fleeing.
Panel 5: The man crouches and is struck.
Man: OOF!
Panel 6: The robotic POLICE machine (with a red light/eye) looms over him.
Panel 7: The man, now in a robe, stands before a large robotic enforcer.
Robot: YOU WILL BE SENT TO DEATH ISLAND BECAUSE OF YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS!
Panel 8: Close-up of the man, pleased and surprised.
Man: IT'S NOT THAT BIG! REALLY!
Panel 9: The robot continues.
Robot: IT IS SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER THAN THAT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ALL OF THE MEN YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS HAVE DATED!
Panel 10: The robot's mouth/grinder mechanism opens menacingly.
Panel 11: The man screams in terror as he is pulled in.
Man: AAAAAAAAH!
Man: AAH!
Panel 12: The scene shifts to a bedroom. A red-haired woman shakes the man awake in bed; he sits up smiling.
Woman: HONEY, WAKE UP! YOU WERE GOING CRAZY IN YOUR SLEEP!
Man: I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM!
Votey:
A hand-lettered note on a piece of paper reads: MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN ARE THE RATIONAL ONES.
Alt text
A multi-panel comic. A "POLICE" robot vehicle confronts a fleeing man, shouting "STOP! ALL MEN WITH LARGE PENISES MUST BE DESTROYED!" The man runs through a dark nighttime forest/city, is knocked down ("OOF!"), and captured by the robotic police machine. Now robed, he stands before a robot enforcer that declares: "YOU WILL BE SENT TO DEATH ISLAND BECAUSE OF YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS!" The man looks flattered, replying "IT'S NOT THAT BIG! REALLY!" The robot adds it is significantly larger than those of his friends and all the men his ex-girlfriends have dated. As the robot's grinding maw opens, the man screams "AAAAAAAAH!" The final panel reveals it was a dream: a red-haired woman shakes him awake in bed saying "HONEY, WAKE UP! YOU WERE GOING CRAZY IN YOUR SLEEP!" He sits up grinning: "I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM!" The joke is that being condemned for having the largest penis is his idea of a wonderful dream. Votey: a hand-lettered note reads "MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN ARE THE RATIONAL ONES."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.