2009-02-24
Original: 2009-02-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
A shirtless man with thinning brown hair stands beside an unhappy-looking woman with long red hair, both apparently undressed. The man, with a hand on his chest, speaks.
Man: "I'm sorry! I never know what to yell during these things!"
Below the panel, a separate note card titled:
"THINGS TO YELL DURING SEX"
- Ooh
- Oh yeah
- You're welcome fatty
Votey:
A close-up of the same brown-haired man, looking confused.
Man: "You want me to say you're NOT welcome?"
A shirtless man with thinning brown hair stands beside an unhappy-looking woman with long red hair, both apparently undressed. The man, with a hand on his chest, speaks.
Man: "I'm sorry! I never know what to yell during these things!"
Below the panel, a separate note card titled:
"THINGS TO YELL DURING SEX"
- Ooh
- Oh yeah
- You're welcome fatty
Votey:
A close-up of the same brown-haired man, looking confused.
Man: "You want me to say you're NOT welcome?"
Alt text
A black-bordered SMBC comic panel shows a shirtless man with thinning brown hair, one hand on his chest, standing next to a frowning woman with long red hair, both appearing undressed. The man says, "I'm sorry! I never know what to yell during these things!" Beneath the panel is a handwritten note card headed "THINGS TO YELL DURING SEX," listing three bullet points: "Ooh," "Oh yeah," and "You're welcome fatty" -- the last one being absurdly insulting. Votey (a small follow-up panel): a close-up of the same confused-looking man, who asks, "You want me to say you're NOT welcome?", misreading her objection as being about the word 'welcome' rather than the insult.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.