2008-09-22
Original: 2008-09-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald man with a mustache sits behind a desk in an office, facing a couple (a man and a woman) seated across from him with their backs to the viewer. A sheet of paper sits on the desk.
Bald man: "I know it's not what you're here for, but would you folks mind indulging me? I've been working on a magic trick."
Panel 2:
A hand holds up a rolled tube of paper near the woman's head.
Voice: "Presto!"
Panel 3:
A close-up of the sheet of paper, titled "HOME LOAN APPLICATION," now stamped diagonally in red with the word "DENIED."
Votey:
The bald mustached man gestures, grinning.
Bald man: "Now, disappear from my office!"
A bald man with a mustache sits behind a desk in an office, facing a couple (a man and a woman) seated across from him with their backs to the viewer. A sheet of paper sits on the desk.
Bald man: "I know it's not what you're here for, but would you folks mind indulging me? I've been working on a magic trick."
Panel 2:
A hand holds up a rolled tube of paper near the woman's head.
Voice: "Presto!"
Panel 3:
A close-up of the sheet of paper, titled "HOME LOAN APPLICATION," now stamped diagonally in red with the word "DENIED."
Votey:
The bald mustached man gestures, grinning.
Bald man: "Now, disappear from my office!"
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A bald, mustached man sits behind a desk in an office, addressing a couple seated across from him. He says, "I know it's not what you're here for, but would you folks mind indulging me? I've been working on a magic trick." Panel 2: A hand holds up a rolled tube of paper like a magic wand and a voice exclaims "Presto!" Panel 3: A close-up of the paper on the desk, a "HOME LOAN APPLICATION" now stamped in big red diagonal letters: "DENIED." The magic trick was just rejecting their loan. Votey (aftercomic): The grinning man gestures and adds, "Now, disappear from my office!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.